Now if only the Cowboys could get as hot as the Tabasco sauce defensive coordinator Mike Nolan accidentally rubbed in his eye.

Of course, you and I both know that’s not gonna happen. This team is as bad as any I can remember. Sure, we lost our star quarterback to a season-ending injury, but I didn’t have high hopes for the team prior to Dak getting injured. They weren’t going anywhere with the defense being the worst in the league.


However, the Twitterverse had a whole lot of fun with Coach Nolan. As you might expect, Tabasco started trending immediately afterward on Twitter:



I’m not even going to bother to ask if the Cowboys’ 2020-2021 season can get any weirder. Mostly because I get the sinking feeling that it actually can.

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