Hotties

Patience may be a virtue, but honesty could get you a new set of boobs. At least that’s the theory being espoused by an Ohio chick standing on busy streets begging passersby for breast-implant money.

Daphne Joy, who has one of the best “babe” names ever, is a model from The Philippines who has been linked to superstar rapper 50 Cent.

We’ve seen almost all of the Star Wars movies and they’re fine. They’re entertaining and not at all cheesy (cough cough). This Star Wars inspired video is much more entertaining than anything George Lucas has done in the past decade.

This 24-year-old is an actress and model who has graced both the TV screen as well as the silver screen.

If you’re a female robber with a ridiculous rack, why would you even need to wear a mask? All eyes are on your “prizes.” (Just make sure to refrain from saying, “Eyes up here!”) This was pretty much proven true when a chesty blonde pilfered a gas station in Australia using only a knife and a low-cut top.

Today’s celebrity cleavage belongs to a 26-year-old triple threat renaissance girl who is not only blessed with a hypnotic and delectable rack, but who can also sing, dance, and is considered in some circles to be an actress.

Meet GoGo — a mega-huge ‘Game of Thrones’ fan who we’ve featured in November 2011, February and May. She’s also into ‘Carnivale’ and ‘Deadwood,’ and has a weakness for milk and cookies. For some reason, we’re envisioning a Santa Claus role-playing fantasy, but in a castle. We know, we have issues.

Hot women of 2012 assemble! We’re at the midway point of 2012, which means everyone feels compelled to take a look back at the first half of the year before turning a keen eye to the months ahead. For us, that means reviewing the millions of maidens, misses, minxes, Mrs. and other hot women who’ve graced our computer screens to determine the 100 hottest. It’s what dudes do.

Brainwashed by media images of even the tiniest girls with cannons so big they’re in constant danger of faceplanting into the sidewalk, a lovely British young woman scheduled breast-augmentation surgery — and then canceled it after winning a beauty contest.

Another week has gone by and although the last bushel of babes are still duking it out for Babe of the Week, we’ve got another batch just aching to get their chance.

To answer the question we posed back in May: “Is Jenny McCarthy Going to Pose for Playboy Again?” The answer is a resounding “Yes!”

Today’s celebrity cleavage is brought to you by a random Twitter post by this 31-year-old country singer and actress.