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Olympic Loser Sets Sights on ‘Beer Mile’ World Record
This is what happens when you are pressured to perform and lose at the Olympics: You turn to drinking.
Florida Orgy Breaks Out into Fisticuffs
Tina Norris and James Barfield apparently don’t know the first rule of Fight Orgy. The couple from Weeki Wachee, Florida were arrested Sunday and both (yes, both) were charged with domestic battery. This was after an unplanned swingers party went awry.
Man Pees on Woman Who Rejected Him at Bar
What’s the saying about other fish in the sea? If a woman turns you down, don’t worry… pee on her leg? Is that it? That’s apparently what a drunken man in Colorado thought when he was rejected at a bar.
Guy Tricks Stranger Into Letting Him Suck Her Toes By Saying He’s From ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos’
It’s hard out there for foot enthusiasts. Well, at least it is for one man who has taken to posing as an ‘America’s Funniest Home Video’ prankster to get some action.
Woman Arrested For Falling Asleep ‘Spread Eagle’ On Front Porch
Few of us would mind if a woman — accidentally locked out onto her front porch naked — decided to take the opportunity to “get some sun” and happened to fall asleep in a “compromising” position. That is, until we learn that the narcoleptic tanning nude is a 56-year-old woman.
Jenny McCarthy’s Playboy Cover is Out — Drool Accordingly
To answer the question we posed back in May: “Is Jenny McCarthy Going to Pose for Playboy Again?” The answer is a resounding “Yes!”
Student Suspended for Making Worst Cupcake Ever
You can argue whether frosting or buttercream or ganache makes the best addition to a cupcake. We’re pretty sure no one would debate for what a teenager in St. Paul, Minnesota allegedly filled a cupcake with for his classmate — semen.
World Burping Record Set at NYC Championship
We all tried to get away with the excuse: ”I heard in some countries, it’s rude if you DON’T burp after a meal” after we’ve passed gas either inadvertently or with purposeful malicious intent. The World Burping Federation wants to put the stigma to an end. They have begun to let our people go with the inaugural World Burping Championship.
Married Actor Hits on Model on Plane, She Live-Tweets His Douchery
Douchebags of yesteryear had it easy — If he hit on some random hot model on a plane in a semi-drunken stupor, she may think him a douche and turn him down but once the big hunk of metal lands, he’s in the clear.
Horse Isn’t Happy with Honking Ferrari
The owner of a Ferrari 458 Italia may not have gotten a kick out of the traffic in China. But, when he began to honk as a club of horse riders saddled up along his ride on the busy street, his car literally got a kick from one of the horses.
Rubbernaked! Woman Pleasures Herself For Passing Cars
Ashley Horton got her motor running and headed out on the highway. She was lookin’ for adventure and whatever came her way. Those Steppenwolf lyrics are our clever way of telling you Ashley was caught masturbating on a Florida highway and got arrested.
Amazing Catch Robs Home Run and Batter’s Will To Live
Derrick Salberg plays baseball, but after his game-saving catch during the first round of the Northwest Athletic Association of Community Colleges (NWAACC) baseball championships, he may have a shot at Olympic high jumping.