I was getting antsy that the STUPID JEANS TREND would die in 2019.  Like, in the past few years, we had everything from upside-down jeans to breakaway jeans that convert to jorts

So thankfully, that drought is over.  A designer named Ksenia (keh-SEN-yuh) Schnaider just released ASYMMETRICAL JEANS.

 What are those?  One leg is flared like a bell bottom . . . and one leg is tight and tapered like a skinny jean.

Well, I'm happy to announce that they're now on sale.

 Neiman Marcus is carrying the asymmetrical jeans . . . and they cost $462-per-pair.

 They come in women's sizes, from extra small to large, and believe it or not, all sizes are still in stock.