Dumb Criminals

I've heard of people going to extremes to hide dope from police but, this is ridiculous. A woman in Corsicana, Texas, a town south of Dallas actually pooped in her pants in an attempt to hide crack cocaine, a crack pipe, and an allegedly stolen Valentine's card ...

There have been changes in Monopoly, but this isn't one of them.

This burglar really ought to think about stealing a belt.

When you think Texas you think southern hospitality. Not saying every state doesn't have their fair share of people who like to cause trouble. This list is compiled using crime statistics per capita. 1. Bexar County In 2015, there were 1,793 sexual assaults in Bexar County compared to far less than 1,000 in most other counties...

Some people are pretty serious about their tacos. A Houston television station reported that a woman shot her boyfriend over a dispute about a cold taco. According to a report from KTRK-TV, a man and a woman were getting tacos from a taco truck in north Houston and, when the woman's taco was served cold, she asked several times for it to be warmed up, but the truck operator told her no... Read Mor

If you were a teenager who got caught smoking marijuana outside of a movie theater, and the police officer who caught you gave you the choice of either a) a citation for possession of the wacky weed, or b) doing 200 pushups, which would you choose...

Houston police have arrested a man dubbed the "Cookie Monster Robber," who is suspected in holdups at more than 30 Houston-area fast-food restaurants, and demanded a cookie, along with the cash.

We've all heard about dumb criminals but, have you ever heard about one who asks permission before committing his crime? Probably not.

So, you had this great idea to break into a Houston Family Dollar Store. You came up with this ingenious plan to climb up on the roof of the building and crawl through the ceiling. Pretty slick, right? Not so fast, genius.

Dennis Lalime is going to have a tough time showing his (unmade-up face) around town.

For a robber, Kojek Mista makes a great nanny.

Attention to detail is not one of Anthony Thomas’ strengths.