Dumb Criminals

If you're planning to rob a bank, we have two pieces of advice for you: 1) Don't do it, and 2) if you do, don't go back to the same bank later that day to complain about not getting enough money. Authorities in Syracuse, New York, say 28-year-old Arthur Bundrage did both of those things.

A man who fell asleep while robbing a house was arrested in Washington County in Oregon.

We all did stupid stuff when we were in college. Keg stands before our Psych final? Yup. Seducing our hot Spanish TA for exam answers? You betcha. Threatening to slap a police officer across the face with our penis? Wait– no, that definitely wasn’t us.

If a wild night of drinking ends with you sitting on a recliner in your underwear waiting for some food to heat up in order to starve off a bad case of the beer-munchies, that usually means that on that night, you somehow managed to run with the ranks of the wicked and wild without getting into too much trouble.

When you see a man driving around on a bulldozer at 2 AM, chances are he’s up to no good.

It is always nice to see a mother and her son spending some quality time together. That is unless they are stealing millions of dollars of toys.

Behind the pock marked mask of the true alcoholic, there are times when the stranglehold of desperation cuts off the blood flow to that part of the brain that serves as a holding cell for common sense.

Sometimes, when a man and a woman really love each other, they choose to express that love in certain ways. For instance, after a year or two of dating, a couple might move in together.  As things progress, they might get engaged, marry and have children.  If their relationship is really special, however, they might just get freaky in the middle of a Walmart.

The werewolf-like conditions of the true mania in progress are alive and well in Oregon – where earlier this week one of its elite leg humpers was arrested after being caught with his pants down, washing his junk in a park drinking fountain. Acco ...

Millions of people visit the Statue of Liberty each year, but one woman keeps going back for more – because she claims that just touching the iconic symbol of American freedom gives her an orgasm. Wow – now that is what we call patriotism.

The only thing that could possibly make a wild night of retail sex even wilder is by throwing the company of a small baby into the mix. So, that is exactly what an Alabama man did.

News of a busty burglar known as the ‘Buxom Bandit’ first broke July 2nd after a security camera caught the 22 year old blonde brandishing a knife and snatching money from the cashier with her bare hand, all while not wearing a mask. She recently turned herself into authorities, which means we now have a name to put to the funbags – Tonee Walker.