Workaholics

Did the janitor give you his keys so you can lock up after he goes home? Do you dream in spread sheets? Have you missed your kid scoring the game-winning goal because you were checking email on your phone? Then, congratulations -- you may be a workaholic.

It's only halfway through it's third season, but we can safely say that 'Workaholics' is one of the more easily quotable shows on television right now. How could it not be -- Anders, Adam and Blake chuck out little nuggets of hilarity so often the actual challenge is picking which ones to keep with us. Fortunately, we've taken that heavy burden off your shoulders and taken it upon ourselves. Here

‘Workaholics’ is definitely the most “hip” show on television right now. Aside from the fact that it features three hilarious bros who literally do the most idiotic things imaginable, it also serves as a seemingly endless resource for obscene slang — a good example is the viral phrase “tight butt hole” which is sort-of a politically correct way to say “not gay.”