JACK’s Valentine’s Day
Well... this is the day. The V Day. Probably the least favorite of JACK's holiday celebrations. Ah, you ask, "Why, JACK? It's a day of love. And you're all about loving the girlfriends." That's true. JACK does appreciate his girlfriends. But do you know how much attention they require on a Valentine's Day? It's incredible. It's brutal. Every year, it's worse and it ages JACK prematurely.