HIPSTERS

In the latest of strange hipster crazes next to Che Guevara worship, hipsters have started to fork over thousands of dollars for the sake of facial hair transplants.

Skinny jeans may be fashionable, but if they are too skinny they may cause permanent nerve damage. That is the downside of being trendy according to Karen Boyle, a doctor at the Greater Baltimore Medical Center. In fact, folks who like to keep things tight on their bottom half run the risk of developing a condition with a scary name.

If Disney’s princesses had lived in the 21st Century, they’d probably major in art history at an East Coast liberal arts college and then move to a parent-subsided walk up apartment in Brooklyn, where they would intern at some cutting-edge media company. At least the ones in this nifty artwork would, that is.