Celebrity Cleavage

Somewhere lurching in the shadows of Hollywood is a retired Lebanese puppeteer making horror tiaras out of mediocre actresses and other beautiful people under the thumb of the one trick pony.

We believe this model’s rack is either owned and operated by a group of fashion thugs in New York City, or a small alien nation just outside of Boise, Idaho.

This 25-year-old glamour model was born in Lewisham, London, England where she attended the Ravensbourne School in Bromley. When she was just 16 years old she left school to go to work as a hairdresser, where the people she worked with encouraged her to pursue a modeling career ...

This 27-year-old actress was born into the entertainment business — Her father is an Italian film director and her mother a well known American film star.

This 45-year-old actress and former fashion model was partially named after a department store that was a local landmark in her birthplace of Cleveland, Ohio.

This 18-year-old actress has two sisters who also act. She’s been nominated several times for a Young Artist Award in the Best Guest-Starring Young Actress category.