K. Thor Jensen
It’s Time To Buy A Hovercraft
Really, you’ve been putting it off for so long now. But you’ll be getting your tax refund soon, so why not finally get that hovercraft you’ve been dreaming of?
Father’s Day Gift Idea — Sawblade Crossbow With Laser Sight
If your normal crossbows just aren’t crazy and dangerous enough anymore, why not kick things up a notch with a laser-guided model that blasts spinning saw blades?
Prep For The Zombie Apocalypse With Shooting Targets That Bleed
If you’re worried that your murdering skills won’t be up to snuff for the zombie apocalypse, invest in some Bleeding Zombie Targets.
Skipper a Flipper, Shamu, or Jaws With This Insane Seabreacher
Designed by Innespace Productions, the Seabreacher aims to bring the thrill of being a fish to our poor, feeble bodies. It’s a watertight craft, outfitted with all the amenities, that you can manuever through the water much more nimbly than a traditional boat.
This Crab Computer Is a Real Thing
As technology advances, scientists are able to make weirder and weirder ideas into reality. Case in point: this computer made of crabs.
Pop A Wheelie and Drop A Beat With The Turntable Rider
The world of specialized DJ tools has gotten pretty ridiculous – meet the Turntable Rider, created by Japanese company Cogoo.
Blast S’More ‘Mallows With A Double Barrel Shotty
If you’re looking to wage delicious warfare on your officemates, why not buy one of these sweet double-barrel marshmallow guns from ThinkGeek?
The Most Amazing Bathroom Peeper Yet Spies via iPhone
From the technology crime bureau comes an unsettling report of an enterprising gentleman in Albany, NY who tried to get hot shots of ladies doing their business in a CVS bathroom with his iPhone, only to get busted by the cops.
This Toddler Has a Nicer Ride Than You
Let’s face it: pushing a stroller isn’t very manly. Sure, you can put on your sad single dad face and maybe get some play from the wife, but that’s about the best you can expect.
One Pic Can Put a Stop To Junk Mail
Junk mail? Who even gets mail anymore? If your physical mailbox is still overloaded with pre-Internet spam, there’s now a digital way to put an end to it.
Make It Rain Like Bruce Wayne With The Batman Money Clip
How do you think Earth’s richest superhero carries his cash? Not with some velcro wallet he got from Dad on Christmas (because Papa Wayne’s dead). No, he uses a money clip made out of a Batarang. And now you can, too.
Your Grandpa is Gonna Love the New ‘E-Paper’
Newspapers were supposed to die couple years ago. It’s been a long slow death because some people just like to buy an actual newspaper in the morning. Shout out to you Pee-Paw! Now, maybe the newspaper fans can have their ink and read it too. See what we did there?