John "J-Mart" Martin is a self-proclaimed geek, an adult LEGO aficionado, has mediocre musical abilities, is a Vault Hunter and is also currently trying to amass a collection of tabletop games and Magic: The Gathering cards. He's been writing most of his young life but first cut his video game writing teeth at Warp Zoned. Now he's rocking with the rolls at Arcade Sushi and wishes that he could view real life through a Retina display.
John Llewellyn Martin
Watch 50 Movie Spoilers of 2013 in About Six Minutes
With the Oscars on their way, now's the time to think back on all of the movies of 2013. If you haven't seen them all, here are spoilers for 50 of them!
Seth Rogen Speaks to the Senate about Alzheimer’s
Funny man Seth Rogen recently testified before the Senate on the serious matter of Alzheimer's disease.
What This Whale Does is Both Surprising and Funny
When one encounters a majestic beast such as a whale in the wild, the experience is usually awe-inspiring. That wasn't the case for this lady.
Finding Nemo is Hilarious with Unnecessary Censorship
A new video has surfaced on the Internet, full of great scenes from 'Finding Nemo' that have been unnecessarily censored.
DHL Gets Other Delivery Companies to Advertise for Them
If you're a delivery company like DHL, how could you best advertise your services at a low cost while sticking it to your competitors? How about getting them to advertise for you?
Behold the World’s Fastest Jet Powered Truck
Ladies and gentlemen, meet Shockwave, the world's fastest jet-powered truck.
Goats Balancing on Steel Ribbon will Mesmerize You
So these goats balancing on a flexible steel ribbon is a thing.
Don’t Blink or You’ll Miss What Happens to These Corvettes
You have to pay close attention to this security footage at the Corvette Museum, or else you'll miss the shocker that happens!
So Apparently Dumb Starbucks is a Thing
They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but we don't know what to make of this new coffee shop called Dumb Starbucks.
This Dramatic Moment was Caught on a Skydiver’s Helmet Cam
Amazing footage can be caught first-hand from helmet cams. In the case of this skydiver, "amazing" can also mean "absolutely terrifying."
You Won’t Believe It When You See What This Man Does with a Rake on the Beach
Why would a man bring a rake to the beach? The answer to what Andres Amador does with a rake might surprise you.
We Never Thought We’d See This Kind of Footage in the Wild
We have some penguins, a caracara bird and some eggs. It seems like a normal scene for a nature film, right? What happens next might shock you.