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![Woman Kills Man for Failing to Share Crack on Thanksgiving](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/11/Anenia.gif?w=980&q=75)
Woman Kills Man for Failing to Share Crack on Thanksgiving
Before Black Friday, there's Crack Thursday.
![Desperate Man Robs Gas Station With…Hand Lotion?](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/11/William.gif?w=980&q=75)
Desperate Man Robs Gas Station With…Hand Lotion?
What in the name of Neutrogena is going on here?
![Fight Over Birthday Cake Ends With One Man Dead](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/11/Carlos.gif?w=980&q=75)
Fight Over Birthday Cake Ends With One Man Dead
Birthday wish, meet death wish.
![Sloppy Robber Leaves His Resume at Victim’s Home](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/11/Erin.gif?w=980&q=75)
Sloppy Robber Leaves His Resume at Victim’s Home
"Attention to detail" is probably not something this guy needs to put on his CV.
![Police End Interrogation Because Suspect Farted Too Much](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/11/Fart2.gif?w=980&q=75)
Police End Interrogation Because Suspect Farted Too Much
Perhaps he should try the "whoever smelt it dealt it" defense.
![Pennywise Photobombing Engagement Photos Is All You Need to Know About 2017](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/10/It.gif?w=980&q=75)
Pennywise Photobombing Engagement Photos Is All You Need to Know About 2017
Deep down, this killer clown is a romantic.
![Wanted Man Turns Himself In, Gives Cops Doughnuts](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/10/Michael.gif?w=980&q=75)
Wanted Man Turns Himself In, Gives Cops Doughnuts
He may be a criminal, but at least he's an honest one.
![Heartbroken Piano Man’s Plan to Win Back Girlfriend Ends With a Punch](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/09/Piano.gif?w=980&q=75)
Heartbroken Piano Man’s Plan to Win Back Girlfriend Ends With a Punch
Breaking up sure is painful.
![Check Out These Totally Loony Reasons for Getting Arrested](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/08/Arrest.gif?w=980&q=75)
Check Out These Totally Loony Reasons for Getting Arrested
Some people just have cuff luck.
![Cops Find $46K Worth of Donald Trump-Shaped Ecstasy Pills](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/08/Donald2.gif?w=980&q=75)
Cops Find $46K Worth of Donald Trump-Shaped Ecstasy Pills
Someone is in bigly trouble.
![Guy on Radio Admits Nailing Bully’s Mom 20 Years Later for Sweet Revenge](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/08/Sex2.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Guy on Radio Admits Nailing Bully’s Mom 20 Years Later for Sweet Revenge
Revenge is a dish best served on a radio station for thousands to hear.
![Man Thinks Partner Is a Cannibal, So, Naturally, He Stabs Him in the Eye](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/08/Justin.gif?w=980&q=75)