Dan Seitz
Disgruntled Employee Destroys Boss’ Office With Bulldozer
We get it. There are many times where we’ve wanted to trash the boss’ office. But that’s not a good idea for your continued employment or for workplace relations. And if you use a bulldozer to do it, your arrest record.
Punching a 70-Year-Old Wal-Mart Cashier Is Just a Bad Idea
Wal-Mart can drive anyone over the edge. It’s a huge place with lots of noise, sometimes surly employees, and always surly customers. On the other hand, Jacquetta Simmons let it get to her a little too much and she could spend seven years in jail because of it.
Meet The Woman Who Can Make A Sandwich With Her Feet
Tisha Unarmed is a YouTube channel about a young woman who has no arms and thus does everything with her feet. And we mean everything.
Amazingly, There Are Only 83 Million Fake Accounts on Facebook
While Facebook has no data on how many fake people currently reside on its server (based on our News Feed we’d guess about half of all users), it does know how many fake accounts there are: 83 million. And it’s not who you think, either.
Sick of The Olympics? Download The Olwimpics
The Olympics are the pinnacle of human athletics achievement. Hundreds of millions will tune in to root for their heroes and witness sports miracles.
Some of us, however, just could not care less.
Brave Brits Drink the World’s Hottest Vodka
The heat of a pepper is measured in Scoville units. Your typical habanero, one of the hotter peppers currently widely available, runs 100,000 Scoville units. Also 100,000 Scoville units? Naga Chili Vodka. And these total suckers brave souls actually tried it.
Man Goes to Jail For His Baggy Jeans
People have been wearing their jeans below their butts for years now. But don’t tell that to Ohio judge Mark Mihok, who will put you in jail if you wear them low and saggy in his courtroom. The judge’s latest offender is visible in the video above: he’s the one in the white shirt.
Rodney King Dead at 47
Rodney King, the man videotaped being beaten by LAPD officers in 1991, has died today. He was 47.
97-Year-Old Finally, Finally, Gets Her Diploma
Eighty years is a long time to wait, but for Ann Colagiovanni, the wait was worth it. This 97-year-old grandma’s road to a diploma spans eight decades and is simultaneously incredibly sad and utterly heartwarming.
April Fool’s Day Canceled By Federal Government Five Years Ago
We know you thought that today was going to be a day of pranks and fun, but you’re wrong. It’s not. And you can thank the government for taking the fun out of the day.
6 Ridiculous Shaving Products For Men
Shaving. All men have to shave and most are adults about the process. They have the scissors, the razor and the shaving creams and they get it done. But, just like everything else, there's been a sad, creepy effort to make shaving more expensive by convincing you there's crap you need to use to get “the perfect shave.” We underst
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Kristen Wiig Packs a Pistol on ‘Portlandia’
Sometimes, you just shouldn’t push a Bridesmaid too far. Especially if there’s a Siamese cat involved, as we see in this clip from IFC’s “Portlandia” (warning: mild salty language ahead).