Chris Illuminati
Kellie Pickler Shaves Head and Still Looks Damn Fine
Kellie Pickler’s hair is gone y’all! Rootin tootin! Lord have mercy! Ain’t that a stitch! Whatever else southern folk would say when something crazy happens. Good god and Honey Boo Boo! We know that’s a real saying.
What is Sara Jean Underwood Strapped to in This Photo?
Sometimes, a fully-clothed woman hanging from her hotel room door can be the sexiest thing in the world. Let this picture of ‘Attack of the Show’ host Sara Jean Underwood act as proof.
Why is NBC Ignoring the Most Interesting Olympic Storyline?
NBC gets its multicolored peacock feathers kicked in the ratings week after week. Even its morning juggernaut ‘The Today Show’ has lost some shine off Matt Lauer’s forever-balding dome. (Seriously, the dude has been losing hair since the late 90’s. It’s time to go Kevorkian on those last few follicles.) The once mighty broadcasting bird is banking big money on the summer games.
The Careful Construction of the World’s Greatest ‘Yo Mama’ Joke
Before we begin, some rules and guidelines about the traits the mother in this joke shall not possess, only because of the overabundance of typical mom putdowns using these tired points of vilification toward the female parental unit.
The 25 Sexiest Magazine Covers of the Last 25 Years
Long before the internet, and way before the cell phone hack phenomena, magazines were one of the only ways to see famous, gorgeous in very little clothing.
Want to See a Gallery of Random Hot Women We Found on Instagram?
Instagram. It’s a godsend for people that take awful pictures. It can make anything beautiful.
Christie Brinkley — Still Got It?
Christie Brinkley ruined many vacations in the mid and late 1980′s. After her appearance in the 1983 classic ‘National Lampoon’s Vacation’, every young man and dad stuck traveling with their kids and wife was on the lookout for a hot blonde in the Ferrari to come breezing by the family truckster. She never showed up. Luckily, the real Christie Brinkley was all over the place in the 80′s and 90′s.
Slash a Huge Betty White Fan "Since Her Mary Tyler Moore Days"
In this world, there is usually very little that comes as shock. For instance, guitar god and all around good dude Slash being a Betty White fan isn’t really a shock. Most of the world is a Betty White fan these days. The only people that aren’t Betty White fans are people that are kind of sick of all the Betty White talk. You know w
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Jayne Mansfield Showing Off Her Dunes — Dad’s Secret Stash
Welcome to Dad’s Secret Stash, where we take a look back at some of the naughty pictures our fathers probably had stashed away in their sock drawer.
Here is a circa 1950′s photo (maybe one of the original paparazzi shots) of Jayne Mansfield posing in a bikini by a lifeguard chair at the Dunes Hotel in Las Vegas, Nevada.
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6 Movies To Help You Break Up With a Girl
Are you lazy? Do you not want to deal with the fuss of breaking up with your significant other? Do you want to drop a blatant hint without having a three-hour conversation about the relationship? Here is a list of six movies to aid you in the process of breaking up with a girl.