Woman Offers Cop Sex in Exchange for Taco Bell, The Jokes Are Free for All
Tortilla, meet whore-tilla.
Police in Jacksonville arrested five women last week in a prostitution sting, but it’s the offer of one in particular that raised eyebrows. According to WJXT:
The fifth woman arrested, Buffy Suzanne Bryan, told a detective posing as a customer that she would perform oral sex in exchange for two soft shell tacos — totaling $2.14 — from Taco Bell.”
Yup, sex for tacos. Sadly, this is not the first woman busted for trying to give it up for some Mexican food, although, at $2.14, Bryan, 47, really undervalued the worth of her carnal skills. She’s practically the dollar menu of hookers and proved that hot food isn’t the only thing she hoped to blow. Maybe she’d have been better off trying to get a Nathan’s foot-long wiener.
We can’t help but think that if a woman is offering sex for fast food there are some other places she could go:
- Shake What Your Daddy Gave You Shack
- Jack in the Box
- Pizza Slut
- Five Guys and a Chick-fil-A
Hopefully, she’ll get off her
knees butt and try to straighten out her life by finding more appropriate ways to make money.