What is a Redneck? According to the Urban Dictionary, you might be one if, and I quote...

You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.

The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.

You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.

Now, keep in mind these are all supposed to be funny. I know plenty of southerners who are normal, everyday hard working Americans just like you and I who don't sport mullets or drive mini trucks. But, along these same lines, here's a humorous look at the Top 10 Most Redneck Cities in Texas from the website HomeSnacks. Now, before you start calling management to complain about this post, remember they are jokes, for amusement purposes only.

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