It's cold outside! I thought when I left Michigan years ago, these cold temperatures would be a thing of the past. Oh well, at least it won't last long, and soon enough we'll be complaining how hot and humid it is. In the meantime, I thought I'd share a few 'how cold is it?' jokes.

How cold is it? It's so cold...

Hitchhikers are holding up pictures of thumbs.

Roosters are rushing into Kentucky Fried Chicken and begging to use the pressure cooker.

Pickpockets are sticking their hands in strangers' pockets just to keep them warm.

I chipped a tooth on my soup.

The dogs are wearing cats to keep warm.

We had to chop up the piano for firewood - but we only got two chords.

Words froze in the air. If you wanted to hear what someone said, you had to grab a handful of sentences and take them in by the fire.

The dogs had to put jumper cables on the rabbits - just to get them running.

And, my personal favorite...the politicians are putting their hands in their OWN pockets!