Famished Buffoon Arrested for Stealing Bacon Off Restaurant Customer’s Plate
High cholesterol is the least of this guy's problems.
Heartbroken Piano Man’s Plan to Win Back Girlfriend Ends With a Punch
Breaking up sure is painful.
Tinder Date Ends When Dog Is Stolen From Home Woman Was Housesitting
As far as bad Tinder dates go, this one is tough to top.
Cough Drop-Flavored Kit Kat Is Something That Exists (That Shouldn’t)
Hey, Kit Kat -- give us a break. Please.
German School Builds Fence to Keep Prostitutes Out
In America, we're talking about a wall. In Germany, they're all about a fence.
Couple Names Baby ‘Eclipse’ in Honor of Historic Celestial Event
These new parents really got into the spirit of Monday's eclipse.
Man Comes Home to Find Someone Broke In Just to Clean It
Talk about making a clean getaway.
Idiot Driver Dragging Man in Wheelchair to McDonald’s Loses His License
Big Mac? Try big mistake.
Man Named Fellony Charged With — You Guessed It — A Felony
Well, if the shoe fits...