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Sarah Silverman Will ‘Scissor’ a Mitt Romney Supporter For $100 Million
Of all the female comedians out there, Sarah Silverman might have the biggest balls. Actually, that’s sexist. She’s got bigger beans than most male comedians. This publicity stunt could be her ballsiest move to date.
Who’s the Hot Girl in the Lowe’s Commercial?
Lowe’s has been big on bringing couples together by showing them teaming up to tackle home improvement. Their latest spot features a guy and his girl tearing apart their place with sledgehammers to, as The Phantoms song points out, ‘make it beautiful’. No need to spruc
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Connor Boss, Miss Florida USA Contestant, is Legally Blind
By now you’ve seen the blind dude who rattled off the best things about being blind – one of which was every girl is a “10.” Let us introduce you to a ’10′ who happens to be legally blind.
Pizza Cones Look Like a Deliciously Awful Idea
It’s official – this has been one of the hottest summers on record. That calls for ice cream all day every day. The best way to consume the tasty treat – and impress hippie chicks – is via cone. As long as you eat fast enough to avoid waste but slow enough to avoid brain freeze. So, it would make sense to apply that same shrewdness to other incredible edibles. Like pizza.
Get Your Buttcrack Boob Shirts While They’re Hot
If you’re an ad agency struggling to come up with a campaign that motivates, stimulates, and instigates, just throw some boobs into the mix.
Tonee Walker, the ‘Buxom Bandit,’ Turns Her ‘Accomplices’ In
News of a busty burglar known as the ‘Buxom Bandit’ first broke July 2nd after a security camera caught the 22 year old blonde brandishing a knife and snatching money from the cashier with her bare hand, all while not wearing a mask. She recently turned herself into authorities, which means we now have a name to put to the funbags – Tonee Walker.
New "RoboCop" Reboot Teaser Highlights OmniCorp’s Products
It’s been 20 years since we last saw RoboCop shoot up the silver screen. Since then, Detroit has seen the ominous foreshadowing depicted in the action film franchise come to fruition. As the Motor City pulls itself up by the brakes and struts, we get a sneak peek of its homeland hero’s return via this teaser from the cyborg’s manufacturer, OmniCorp.
Not-So-Armed Robber Gets His Toy Gun Taken Away by His Mommy
It’ll be a while before Roy Mitchell can live this one down. The 22-year-old made a pit stop at a gas station convenience store for a bag of Doritos… oh, and everything in the cash register. Too bad he forgot his mom was there, and he was forced to watch her step in, snatch the gun and escort him out, scolding him the entire way.
Big-Boobed Bandit Uses Her ‘Skills’ to Rob a Gas Station
If you’re a female robber with a ridiculous rack, why would you even need to wear a mask? All eyes are on your “prizes.” (Just make sure to refrain from saying, “Eyes up here!”)
This was pretty much proven true when a chesty blonde pilfered a gas station in Australia using only a knife and a low-cut top.
GoGo — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet GoGo — a mega-huge ‘Game of Thrones’ fan who we’ve featured in November 2011, February and May. She’s also into ‘Carnivale’ and ‘Deadwood,’ and has a weakness for milk and cookies. For some reason, we’re envisioning a Santa Claus role-playing fantasy, but in a castle. We know, we have issues.
100 Most Mind-Numbingly Hot Women of 2012
Hot women of 2012 assemble! We’re at the midway point of 2012, which means everyone feels compelled to take a look back at the first half of the year before turning a keen eye to the months ahead. For us, that means reviewing the millions of maidens, misses, minxes, Mrs. and other hot women who’ve graced our computer screens to determine the 100 hottest. It’s what dudes do.
21 Comic Characters Who Should Come Out of the Closet
In late May, DC Comics announced one of their major characters who was previously identified as ‘straight’ would officially change his sexual orientation to ‘gay’. The story attracted major media buzz, but as any comic book fanboy (or girl) will tell you, LGBT themes in mainstream American comics have been prevalent for decades.