Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
‘Jeopardy!’ Contestants Massacre Simple NFL Category
They may have smarts, but not when it comes to football.
Speeding Dad Tells Cops He Was in a Hurry to Poo
When you gotta go, you gotta go fast.
Fool Busted for DUI While Wearing the Most Appropriate Shirt
A man arrested for drunk driving was certainly dressed for the occasion.
High School Orders Students to Get Pre-Approved for Dance Dresses
Don't say yes to the dress until the school does.
Knucklehead Rides on Outside of Train Zooming 70 MPH
This guy didn't take the train as much as the train took him.
Candy Corn Pizza Has Arrived and It’s a Whole Bunch of Yuck
Okay, what in the name of 30-minute delivery is going on here?
Pumpkin Spice Pizza Is Here Because This Fad Will Never Die
And you thought pineapple on pizza was controversial.
Man Wins $10.5 Million, Plans to Blow It on Women, Alcohol and Gambling
Someone get this guy a financial adviser, stat.
This Disastrous Election Ad Lampoons ‘Top Gun’ and Fails Miserably
There's no such thing as bad publicity. Well, maybe there is.
Can You Guess 2017’s Most Fun City in America? We Bet You Can.
In this metropolis, you'll have fun fun fun 'til your daddy takes your T-bird away.
Famished Buffoon Arrested for Stealing Bacon Off Restaurant Customer’s Plate
High cholesterol is the least of this guy's problems.